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Post by erosdeustho on Mar 26, 2014 9:07:34 GMT -8
Chuck Norris is in awe
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Post by erosdeustho on Mar 26, 2014 9:08:23 GMT -8
He can make 3 women pregnant with one hip thrust
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Post by erosdeustho on Mar 26, 2014 9:09:15 GMT -8
He poots rainbow coloured unicorns even on a bad day
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Post by erosdeustho on Mar 26, 2014 9:10:32 GMT -8
He can injure a cactus by jumping on it butt first
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Post by erosdeustho on Mar 26, 2014 9:14:48 GMT -8
He can Rez objects in RL
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Post by erosdeustho on Mar 26, 2014 9:16:31 GMT -8
He has his picture in the dictionary next to the word awesome
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Post by erosdeustho on Mar 26, 2014 9:18:59 GMT -8
Beautiful butterflies emerge from his pores and fly yonder, as he makes love to a fair maiden of non ill-repute
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Post by Gerrard Winstanley on Mar 26, 2014 14:52:06 GMT -8
I heard he can accurately judge a book by its cover
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Post by erosdeustho on Mar 28, 2014 17:43:35 GMT -8
With a flick of his wrist he can undo a bra from ten paces
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Post by erosdeustho on Mar 28, 2014 17:44:48 GMT -8
He taught chuck Norris how to swim through land
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Post by erosdeustho on Mar 28, 2014 17:45:53 GMT -8
He sank an iceberg
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Post by erosdeustho on Mar 28, 2014 17:46:45 GMT -8
He eats kryptonite for breakfast
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Post by erosdeustho on Mar 28, 2014 17:52:20 GMT -8
He wrestles with wild gorillas for fun
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Post by erosdeustho on Mar 28, 2014 18:54:01 GMT -8
He can eat a sticky jam doughnut without licking his lips
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Post by erosdeustho on Apr 5, 2014 17:40:20 GMT -8
he can make onions cry
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